1 00:00:16,420 --> 00:00:19,520 Excuse me? I'm gonna borrow the car. I'm gonna go hang out with some friends. 2 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:22,320 Who are we hanging out with? 3 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:29,420 Um, Tyler, Adam, Steve, a couple friends. 4 00:00:30,140 --> 00:00:32,100 I don't, you know, I don't really like those guys. 5 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:33,560 They're kind of shifty. 6 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:36,940 We're just gonna go to like the movies or something. 7 00:00:37,140 --> 00:00:38,420 Like, I don't know. 8 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:40,920 It's not gonna be anything crazy. 9 00:00:42,670 --> 00:00:43,930 So you're going to go to the movies. 10 00:00:44,250 --> 00:00:47,250 My stepdaughter's going to go to the movies with four guys. 11 00:00:47,930 --> 00:00:48,869 Three, but yeah. 12 00:00:48,870 --> 00:00:51,950 Who I think are probably drug addicts. No, they're not. 13 00:00:52,250 --> 00:00:53,089 And they're unemployed. 14 00:00:53,090 --> 00:00:54,970 And they're, what, they're 25, 15 00:00:55,950 --> 00:00:56,950 28 years old? 16 00:00:57,430 --> 00:00:59,330 Yeah, they're not unemployed, though. 17 00:00:59,530 --> 00:01:00,530 And how old are you? 18 00:01:00,710 --> 00:01:05,129 19. Do you think that's smart for a 19 -year -old, my 19 -year -old daughter to 19 00:01:05,129 --> 00:01:06,310 be hanging out with guys that are almost 30? 20 00:01:06,910 --> 00:01:07,910 So? 21 00:01:08,430 --> 00:01:09,790 Oh, my God. I'm an adult. 22 00:01:11,310 --> 00:01:12,310 Okay, I... 23 00:01:13,579 --> 00:01:17,500 I'm trying to... I just... I'm worried about you. You're home for the summer 24 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:23,540 you're hanging out with these weirdos and I... I just want to meet you 25 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:24,219 or something. 26 00:01:24,220 --> 00:01:25,220 Daddy, I'll be fine. 27 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:26,480 Nothing's going to happen. 28 00:01:26,900 --> 00:01:28,580 Okay, but no drinking? 29 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:30,740 No. No drugs? 30 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,120 No. No geek bar? 31 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:36,620 No. Okay, no other illegal activities? 32 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:37,999 Nothing illegal. 33 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,000 You promise? I promise. 34 00:01:40,580 --> 00:01:44,380 Okay. Be safe and have fun, okay? Okay. When are you going to be back? 35 00:01:45,140 --> 00:01:47,360 I don't know. Probably later tonight. 36 00:01:47,660 --> 00:01:48,518 I don't know. 37 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,360 I might go do more than just the movies. 38 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,320 Okay. All right. 39 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:55,260 Love you. Love you. 40 00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:20,220 Oh fuck. 41 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:21,880 Dad? 42 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:31,300 I thought you were someone else. 43 00:04:33,380 --> 00:04:38,720 What do you do? You did this. Okay, first off, I didn't do anything. 44 00:04:42,780 --> 00:04:45,640 You stuck it in my body. 45 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:48,520 You're my dad. 46 00:04:49,780 --> 00:04:55,060 Yes. I thought you were someone else. There's no... What were you doing last 47 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:56,600 night? Why are you in my room? 48 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,930 I... Maybe you had a little too much fun. 49 00:05:02,630 --> 00:05:03,630 Okay. 50 00:05:04,690 --> 00:05:05,690 Listen. 51 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:08,590 We don't tell your mom about this. 52 00:05:09,170 --> 00:05:10,490 Right? Right. No. 53 00:05:11,050 --> 00:05:12,049 Absolutely not. 54 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:18,130 Okay. And it... I mean... Really wasn't my fault. I could have stopped you, I 55 00:05:18,130 --> 00:05:19,450 guess. I didn't know what was going on. 56 00:05:19,990 --> 00:05:20,990 Yeah, get out. 57 00:05:22,010 --> 00:05:23,270 Yeah, I should take my penis out, right? 58 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,340 Yeah, so you can come, right? Yeah, yeah. 59 00:05:43,540 --> 00:05:46,340 Because we're, yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. 60 00:06:44,590 --> 00:06:45,590 Ah, crazy, right? 61 00:07:18,060 --> 00:07:19,420 We're already kind of... Yeah. 62 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:21,300 Can I? 63 00:07:22,300 --> 00:07:24,280 Yeah, why not? I guess. 64 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:31,580 Oh, fuck. 65 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,360 This is like an accident, you know? 66 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:45,920 Yeah, I guess. 67 00:07:46,410 --> 00:07:47,770 I mean, I thought you were someone else. 68 00:07:48,630 --> 00:07:54,410 Yeah, and... You know, I probably should have... 69 00:07:54,410 --> 00:08:01,370 I'm not sure, but I just... I think it 70 00:08:01,370 --> 00:08:02,570 was really hard, you know? 71 00:08:04,130 --> 00:08:10,210 I mean... I don't know how it was hard on your stepdaughter. 72 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:15,870 I can't control it. What makes it hard? 73 00:08:18,050 --> 00:08:19,690 You must think I'm hot or something. 74 00:08:20,510 --> 00:08:23,290 Oh yeah, you're pretty hot. I mean, for my daughter. 75 00:08:23,950 --> 00:08:25,510 Not in a weird way, you know? 76 00:08:30,830 --> 00:08:35,030 This doesn't make me like a bad dad, does it? 77 00:08:36,010 --> 00:08:37,049 I don't think so. 78 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:55,120 Awesome. 79 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:35,260 we just went to the movies we didn't do anything 80 00:10:18,730 --> 00:10:20,010 Dad, your dick's so big. 81 00:10:20,630 --> 00:10:24,370 Your mom doesn't really appreciate that. 82 00:10:26,470 --> 00:10:28,770 Unless she should. 83 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:43,990 Can I sit on it? 84 00:10:44,430 --> 00:10:45,430 Yeah. 85 00:10:59,630 --> 00:11:00,630 Super nice. 86 00:11:49,390 --> 00:11:50,930 You fuck really good for an old guy. 87 00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:34,470 I'm a little too good. Come here. 88 00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:46,420 Are you sure?